Captain America XXX An Extreme Comixxx Parody

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Just Jenna 2 Review

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Four hours of Jenna Haze. Let that sink in sports fans. Four hours one of the hottest girls in the adult industry. That’s four hours to enjoy the splendor that isJenna Haze. If you are ready to stop reading now and just buy the DVD, go ahead. If you’re a fan of Jenna then you’re going to love this. It is wall to wall Jenna Hazewith awesome tease, white hot sex and solo fun in between the fucking. That’s more than enough for me. I doubt if any of you are new to Jenna Haze, but in case you are, get ready to fall in love. She stars in five boy/girl scenes here that have all of her holes well fucked. I love the solo scenes. Jenna is gorgeous and with no one in the way all that shines through is her beautiful face and killer body. The boy/girl scenes are even better. Jenna never slows down no matter who she’s working with. Opening with Keni Styles, she goes after cock and never lets go. Great energy here from start to finish. Mark Ashley helps Jenna prove that she loves big cocks. How she can take so much is beyond me. Watching her make the big ones disappear is something special no matter how many times she does it. Justice Young pushes her to her limits with fantastic energy. Evan Stone gives her another long cock to love. Jenna handles him and is ready for more. Scott Nails gives her a final fuck. Everything has been said already. That final scene is great too. If you like Jenna, add this movie to your library now. Just Jenna 2 is the perfect way to spend four hours of your day, unless of course you can actually be with Jenna herself.

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Hard Bodies Review

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Hard Bodies
MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
160 Mins
Elegant Angel
DIRECTOR: Sam No
THEMES: Work Out Clothes, Sweaty Sex, Anal Sex, Big Cocks, Hard Bodies
CONDOMS: No
2011
STARS: Asa Akira, Nicole Aniston, Lexi Swallow, Kristina Rose, Dana DeArmond, Nacho Vidal, Mick Blue, Manuel Ferrara & Erik Everhard

REVIEW-

Oh man this is a great piece of eye candy. Five of the hottest women in the business showing off their great bodies from start to finish. It is set up for amazing tease footage and we get plenty of that. Sexually the movie is incredibly strong as well. What good is a hot body if the girl is a lazy fuck right? None of that here. All five women are great performers. We open with Asa Akira. She is gorgeous on her jog and even hotter when she gets naked. Nacho Vidal is on hand to fuck her silly and that’s exactly what he does. I don’t know how she can take such a pounding, but I’m sure glad she does. Her body is amazing and anyone who isn’t jerking off to this scene is clearly missing the point. Lexi Swallow shows off her curves while working up a sweat. She then takes everything Mick Blue has to dish out. Kristina Rose is the next to take on Nacho. Before she gets plowed half insane, she shows off her amazing butt in killer tease footage. The action gets a little nuts and crosses from intense to freak show porn at times. It’s been a while since we’ve seen that so fans who have missed it can be happy it’s back. Nicole Aniston shows off a perfect work out body. She is gorgeous from head to toe and ready to bust out. Watch out for this girl. The finale features Dana DeArmond in a wicked hot naked work out. She follows that up with an anal scene where she somehow makes Manuel Ferrara’s big cock disappear in every orifice. In a movie packed with really great scenes, Dana’s gets the nod (by a hair) as the best of the bunch. If you like hot girls in work out clothes, working up a sweat and working cocks like perfect sluts, then Hard Bodies is a must-see movie.

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Rocky XXX: A Parody Thriller Review

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Rocky XXX: A Parody Thriller

MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
143 Mins
Adam & Eve/X Play
DIRECTOR: Will Ryder
THEMES: Parody, Boxers, Interracial Sex
CONDOMS: None
2011
STARS: Anthony Rosano, Andy San Dimas, Lily Labeau, Mr. Marcus, Chastity Lynn, Tyler Knight, Jack Lawrence, Madison Ivy, Ron Jeremy, James Bartholet & Jack English

REVIEW-

Let’s get this out of the way up front. I’m a huge Rocky fan. All of the flicks, not just the first one. Rocky is a great film on every level and the sequels, cheesy as they are fantastic popcorn movies. I’ve seen Rocky 3 alone at least fifty times. What Will Ryder and X Play have done with the Rocky movies is condense story elements from the first three into one porn parody. They do so really well for the most part. They have included most of the iconic scenes from the Rocky films. We get the training montages, the pounding of the beef and even Mr. T’s Mohawk. Anthony Rosano has the lead role in the movie. He’s become the go-to guy for heavy lifting with dialog. He does a decent job here though I kept thinking more Tony Danza than Sylvester Stallone. Andy San Dimas, the go-to girl for all acting these days, is brilliant as usual. As Adrian, Rocky’s shy, awkward and loving wife, she has some complex emotional work to do here. OK, complex might be a stretch, but she plays the part really well so let’s give her credit. Mr. Marcus and Tyler Knight play Apollo Creed and Clubber Lang. Marcus has fun with his dialog and Knight does a pretty good Mr. T. I’m spending too much time on the story and acting. Before I get to the sex though, let’s talk about the music. The Rocky music is as iconic as any visual image from the films. From the great score of the original to the fist pumping power-pop cheese served up by Survivor in the later versions, no Rocky parody would be complete with a pretty killer soundtrack. Will Ryder deliver that in a big way. The music evolves with the movie and covers all flavors of the Rocky rainbow. Now let’s get to the good stuff. How was the sex? It’s pretty good. Andy San Dimas has one and a half scenes. The first time through she just gets eaten. Later in the movie she has a full sex scene with Rocky and it’s quite memorable. Best of all, it fits with the characters and story perfectly. There are only two problems here. The first is that we only get to see Andy fucks once. That fits with the story, but come on. (Where is the mandatory solo scene to kick off the action? Adrian wanking to the idea of finally dating Rocky?) I’ll get to the second issue later. The other women in the cast are a lot of fun to watch. Lily Labeau is very hot as Tyler’s slut. Chastity Lynn plays the same part with Marcus and is perfectly naughty. Madison Ivy is a horny reporter who also fucks. Her scene is fantastic and her body is just fucking perfect. The placement of that scene leads me back to my biggest issue with the Andy San Dimas scene. The big Rocky and Adrian fuck comes before the random boff between Madison and Jack Lawrence. Both scenes are good, but if Rocky and Adrian are only going to hook up once then it should probably be the finale. Tacking on a random fuck afterwards just kind of takes the steam out of things. Of course this is a minor concern and that it is even an issue tells you how good the rest of the movie is. It’s so good that the scene between Andy and Anthony would have been the perfect way to end the whole thing. Overall this is a well shot, creative parody that combines three fun movies into one really good XXX version. The female cast is fantastic providing great eye candy and some good sexual energy. Everything from the sets to the music is meticulously handled and even the fight scenes are pretty good. The only problem is what to do about a sequel. They have already used up most of the good plot points from the franchise.

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Upload: The Director’s Cut Review

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Gracie Glam: Lust (Blu Ray) Review

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MOVIE TYPE: All Sex
185 Mins
Elegant Angel
DIRECTOR: Mason
THEMES: First Time Anal, Lesbian Sex, Threesomes, Shaved Pussy, Natural Tits,
CONDOMS: None
2011
STARS: Gracie Glam, Andy San Dimas, Jessie Andrews, Alexis Texas, Manuel Ferrara, Erik Everhard, Mick Blue, Nacho Vidal

REVIEW-

Gracie Glam is the star of her own movie from Elegant Angel. They have done a series of these and have found a great formula. Take a popular performer, give her the best cast and crew to work with and turn her loose. That’s what Mason and Gracie have done here. We get Gracie’s first anal, a powerful three-way and a hot lesbian tryst on top of some other scenes. I liked this movie a lot, but I wouldn’t say I loved it. I like Gracie a lot too so I’m not sure what was missing, Maybe the bar has been set so high by Elegant Angel that anything short of a home run feels incomplete. The anal scene with Manuel Ferrara was really good. He breaks her in properly and then doesn’t take it easy on Gracie. The movie is worth picking up for this scene alone. The two three-ways were good as well. Alexis Texas shares cock with Gracie beautifully and when Gracie gets to take on two, she shines. So that’s three really good scenes. Did the other two drag it down? Yeah, they did actually. The all girl scene is pretty good, but it takes way too long to really deliver. Andy San Dimaskind of steals the spotlight and had they cut the scene in half it would have been good. Gracie and Nacho open the movie and that scene fell flat. Something was just off. They started off in high gear and never went anywhere. So in the end, three really good scenes and two that aren’t bad gives us enough reason to rent the movie or VOD the best scenes. If you’re a Gracie Glam fan you can go ahead and add it to your must-own list, but there are better single girl offerings from Elegant Angel on the market that are better overall.

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The Graduate XXX Review

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Graduate XXX, The
MOVIE TYPE: Parody
144 Mins
Exile Pictures
THEMES: Parody, Cougars, Comedy, Threesomes, Bondage, Cheating
2011
DIRECTOR: Paul Thomas
CONDOMS: None
STARS: Anthony Rosano, India Summer, Raven Alexis, Dale Dabone, Veronica Avluv, Kagney Linn Karter, Lexi Belle, Marie McCCray, James Bartholet, Herschel Savage, Rod Fontana & Ron Jeremy

Paul Thomas is one of the most accomplished adult film makers of all time. His body of work includes some of the most original XXX features ever. It makes sense that his entrance into the parody craze would be a little different. The Graduate is an iconic feature film with memorable lines and one of the most unforgettable characters ever. Mrs. Robinson has life beyond her screen time and her name has become synonymous with cougars everywhere. Hell, she was MILF when MILF didn’t even have a name. In PT’s version, Mrs. Robinson is played perfectly by India Summer. She is stunning, sexy as hell and handles her dialog brilliantly. She has a couple of very hot sex scenes, including an anal romp with Ben (Anthony Rosano) and a kinky lesbian tryst with his mother. If there is one reason to watch The Graduate XXX it’s India Summer. She’s perfect. The movie goes beyond one performance though. It features a very solid strip that is true enough to the original to be impressive yet quirky enough to be genuinely funny. Rosano is great as Ben and Raven Alexis is a perfect Elaine. Their sex scene is well shot, (too short) and features just the right amount of romance to make it work. There are some hot women in supporting roles as well. Kagney Linn Karter andLexi Belle are super hot and even with limited exposure they manage to shine. I love the script and the feel of the Graduate XXX. I love the soundtrack even more. It is easily one of the best of the year. If there is a weakness it is that the sex scenes are a bit too short and more couples-oriented than they need be. That isn’t out of character for Thomas of course. The scenes get the job done and fit nicely into the feel of the movie. I’m just a gonzo fan so I like my scenes a little longer and with intensity to match the eye candy. That little complaint aside, The Graduate XXX is a very solid parody and a great movie for couples, especially cinema loving partners who want to see what happens to Ben, Elaine and Mrs. Robinson after the Hollywood version stops rolling.

India Summer & Anthony Rosano

Adding a XXX twist to one of the most famous scenes in cinema history isn’t always. After Mrs. Robinson (India Summer) puts poor Benjamin (Anthony Rosano) into a tizzy with her sweet seduction, she follows through in a big way. She sucks him off in record time and wears the load on her pretty face. It’s a little too short, but really a lot of fun.

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